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UK Immigrant

A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me in this country, giving me housing, car, benefits, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Polish."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!" The person says, "I'm not British, I am Iindian."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful UK!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an British?" She says, "No, I am from Pakistan!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British?" The Pakistan lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work."



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