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A True Story

A guy comes into the Buffet and asks for '2  whisky’s, one for him  and one for his mate'

The barman says 'is your mate coming in later?' The guy says 'No he’s in my pocket' and pulls out a perfect little 6" high man.

'He can’t drink whiskey can he' says the barman. 'Yes he can' says the guy and the tiny man drinks the glass of whiskey.

'Unbelievable, can he walk' says the barman. The guy tells the little man to
walk and he walks up and down on top of the bar.

'Unbelievable, can he talk' says the barman. 'Yes he can' says the guy.

He says to the little man 'Tell him about the time you called that witch doctor a wanker'



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