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Swiss Tourist Enters the Station Buffet

A Swiss tourist is looking for directions, after getting off the train and walks into the Station Buffet and says to John and Leo.

"Entschuldigung, konnen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. John and Leo just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. They continue to stare.

"Praat julle Afrikaans?" John and Leo just look at each other.

"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

Disgusted, the Swiss guy goes out.

Leo turns to John and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."

"Why?" says the John. "That guy knew five languages and it didn't do him no good."


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