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Siamese Twins

Siamese twins walk into the Station Buffet, Bridlington and park themselves on a bar stool. 

One of them says to me, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.  I'm John, he's Jim.

Two pints Real Ale, please'. 

Me, feeling slightly awkward, try to make polite conversation while pulling the beers.

'Are you on holiday, lads?'

’No, just a day out,’ says Jim

'Off to America next month,' says John.

'We go to America every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'  ....Jim agrees.

'Ah, America!' I answer. 'Wonderful country... the people, the sights, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that American crap,' says John. 'Bacon Sarni’s & Real Ale, that's us, eh Jim?

Actually, we can't stand the Americans  - they're so arrogant and rude.'

'So why keep going to America?' I ask.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.' Says John


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