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An Elderly Lady Goes To The Doctor

An elderly lady goes into the doctor.........

"Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop dropping my guts *all the time*. In fact, since I've been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times."

"Yeah? No kidding...?" says the doctor with a a tear in his eye.......................The doc says "I've got just the stuff." and gives her some pills. "Here take these for 7 days, then return for a follow up appointment."

So she takes the pills and returns 7 days later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still farting just as much! They still don't make any noise, but now they smell bloody awful!"

The doctor nodded, "Great, now that we've got your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on your hearing next!"


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