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Cannibal In a Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: £10.00
+ Fried Explorer: £15.00
+ Grilled Tory: £20.00
+ Baked Socialist: £100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Socialist

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."


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