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Business Man enters Buffet
A businessman enters the Station Buffet, sits down at the bar, and orders a double Jim Beam on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double Jim Beam. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double Jim Beam.
The bartender says, "Look, mate, I'll bring you Jim Beams all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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