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Bed Time Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a man who’s not a creep

One who’s handsome, smart and strong

One whose willy is thick and long

One who thinks before he speaks

When he promises to call, he doesn’t wait weeks

I pray that he is gainfully employed

And when I spend his cash he’s not annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door

Massages my back and begs to do more

Oh send me a man who’ll make love to my mind

Knows what to say when I ask ‘How big’s my behind?’

One who’ll make love til my body’s a twitchin

In the hall, the loo, the garden and the kitchen

I pray this man will love me no end

And never attempt to shag my best friend

And as I kneel and pray by my bed

I look at the shit head you sent me instead




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